people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"
I am so bad at conversation I’m sorry if u have ever tried to talk to me omg
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
The biggest overreaction recorded in history.
hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?
the college application process
financial aid offices
COMMON APP ERRORS
A D U L T H O O D
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?